This is a man stuck in a vat of chocolate. Also a "fondon't".
Fondon't
Take all your easter candy out of the freezer, except for the Curious George chocolate monkey, because you're drunk and forgot it's there. Melt it in a pan, or if you're fancy, the Lil' Dipper sauce warmer that came with your Crock Pot, which is also insane because you plug it in, which you can do in bed. Dip in chunks of a gross apple you got at the gym and some whole wheat sandwich bread. Force your partner to remove dishes to the kitchen when finished. Promptly fall asleep before he returns.
3 comments:
OMG! I used to have a Lil Dipper! Here's my fonDON'T: I made fondue with red wine instead of white--so it was lavender! Whatevs, it was college.
So it was probs also Carlo Rossi "wine."
I bet there's a Betty Crocker Recipe Card out there with "Elegant Lavender Velvet Fondue". Can't you just see it?
Betty Cracker, maybe!
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